It’s always fun when my buddies come and see me at the office. They always put stuff on their history form like they’re pregnant or allergic to bullets just to see if I pay attention.
I’ve also noticed a pattern. They ask how I’m doing and I go: check this out and pull out the iPad to show them cool eyeballs that I just saw. Of course there is nothing to identify the patient in the photo so if you’re looking to hit the HIPAA whistleblower lottery, you’re gonna have to keep looking.
Without further ado I present a short collection of cool eyeballs where most everyone simply came in complaining that their eyes were irritated.